The presidency of the United States is reality TV and Trump is Putin’s Apprentice.
The Washington Post came out with a lengthy piece that says that Putin is directly involved in the cyber attack on America, calling it the crime of the century. The plan was to defeat Clinton and make Trump president. The Obama administration took it as seriously as it did taking down Osama bin Laden, but didn’t retaliate with full US power because it didn’t want to interfere with the election. Russia should have paid a much bigger price for the attack, but Obama was worried that it would look like Obama was helping Hillary, especially since Trump had already claimed that the election was rigged (it was.) The Democrats wanted to tell the public, the Republicans did not. Since Obama thought for sure that Hillary would win, he decided to leave punishing Russia to her. Trump is Putin’s puppet. He not only “won” the election but he’s indebted to Russia financially. We’ll get proof of that once his taxes are subpoenaed (what’s the big deal, Donald? It’s not like we’re asking for your birth certificate.) Now Trump is in charge of punishing Russia and making sure they don’t ever do this again. He won’t.
The Russia story is way bigger than collusion. The collusion part is for amateurs. Greedy, shortsighted amateurs.
Trump wants everybody to believe that he’s just finding out about Russia even though it’s been on the news every day and he’s the president so he should know, duh. The Twitter trail says it all. The most recent, ironic stupid tweet: “Obama knew about Russia meddling but didn’t do anything.” Don the Con knows about Russia and he’s not doing anything.
Lawyers had Spicer face the press and say that he finally got around to talking to the president about whether or not he thinks Russia interfered with the election. The answer is yes.
Never give a liar the benefit of the doubt.
Former Apprentice star, and now a member of the Trump administration, Omarosa Manigault, wants everybody to Make Omarosa Great Again by referring to her as “The Honorable Omarosa Manigault.” This title is normally reserved for members of Congress, heads of federal agencies, and judges. She’s just another Trump adviser, whatever that means.
Early childhood experts have been called in to help staff manage toddler tantrums in the White House. They are setting their alarm clocks for half past the president’s ass to sit with Trump in the middle of the night so he can rant to them and not take to Twitter.
When Trump has a hard time falling asleep he counts sheep in red hats.
Oversight chair Howdy Doody Trey Gowdy says his committee won’t pursue Russia probe. Benghazi yes, Russia no.
The White House is spinning Comey and Mueller’s relationship. Just how close are they? Fox News wants to know.
George W. Bush is starting to look pretty good these days and the nation isn’t even drunk.
Another Republican has announced he will vote no on the murderous healthcare bill – Senator Dean Heller from Nevada. A Republican Super PAC has said they’ll go after him with six figure attack ads.
ADAPT is a national grass-roots organization that organizes disability rights activists. In 1978 they stopped traffic in Denver, surrounding buses in their wheel chairs to draw attention to the fact that the buses were not accessible.In 1985 their demands were met and the buses were outfitted with lifts and ramps. Their efforts had a ripple effect resulting in the American Disability Act of 1990.This week they took on Mitch McConnell and were thrown out of the capitol. People stepped over them in the halls, cops dragged them out of their wheel chairs and cameras kept rolling. Watch for the ripple effect.
Protesters orchestrated die-ins at Rob Portman’s office in Ohio and Pat Toomey’s office in Pennsyvlania (staying all night.) Angry constituents showed up at Jeff Flake’s office in Arizona chanting, “CALL HIM!” Protesters filled the terminals at DC airports to scream at senators who were flying home for the weekend. Senators are bummed that their constituents are ruining their weekend, they work so hard.
Republican hypocrites fun fact: Senator Pat Toomey – he spearheaded the deep cuts to Medicaid in the Republican health care bill. He said Medicaid needs to be cut to be more sustainable. Killing people and throwing them out in the street is necessary to make Medicaid more sustainable.Got it. He out right lied and said that their bill had had lots of outside input when in fact they drafted the bill under the covers with flashlights in Mitch McConnell’s bed. He’s a big supporter of Betsy DeVos and charter schools, as well as cutting down trees wherever you find them and drilling for oil whenever greed calls. He doesn’t like immigrants or gay people. He was re-elected in 2016 which means we’re stuck with him for 6 years. Thanks a lot, Pennsylvania.
A Russian fighter jet came upon one of our planes in international air space and got as close as 5’. This isn’t the first time that this has happened since we shot down a Syrian plane. Russia is playing chicken in the sky. Chickens aren’t supposed to fly so Trump needs to be impeached NOW and take his Most Honorable Boobs with him (Melania, too.)
Now tweet this: Trump put his hand on a book he’s never read to take an oath he’ll never keep to uphold a constitution he doesn’t understand. Now what?