Racists bad speech writers good

After 48 hours, the president of the United States finally did a press event (not an actual press conference because he refused to take any questions) to say that racism is bad, but not before lying about how great things are because of him. When confronted about why he won’t do a real press conference and take questions about Charlottesville by Jim Acosta of CNN, he told Acosta that he was fake news. After Trump went back to the dump, he turned on the TV and tweeted, “Made additional remarks on Charlottesville and realize once again that the #Fake News Media will never be satisfied…truly bad people!”

Here we go again. Trump read a speech written by somebody else and didn’t go off script so now the talking heads are saying he sounds “presidential.” The bar is so low for this guy that it’s buried under ground with sewer lines.

The conservative talking heads say the media is making too much out of Charlottesville – this stuff happens all the time. They also say that people are picking on their president – “He’s the president for all people.” All people say WHAT?

Paul Ryan tweeted empty political rhetoric about Charlottesville. John Legend tweeted back, “Impeach the white supremacist in the White House or STFU.”

The hoodless dipshits are not fringe characters or lone wolves who have found their packs. They are pampered, entitled, self-righteous brats with jobs and college transcripts, who hate everybody who isn’t white.

For a superior master race, these white boys in polo shirts and khakis are pretty freaking stupid.

Follow @YesYoureRacist on Twitter and check out the names and faces of the polo shirt, khaki wearing, tiki torch carrying, cry babies who have been identified in Charlottesville. Then RETWEET!

Some guy smashed Boston’s Holocaust Memorial with a rock.

Trump is being bribed by Putin on the outside and Bannon on the inside. If he fires Bannon, Bannon will take him down with his little website, Breitbart.

After 72 hours, Trump finally got around to saying the KKK are bad hombres. He should have said it in a New York minute, like anybody else would, but he didn’t want to piss off his base.

Trump is in New York now. He was greeted by protesters yelling, “New York hates you!” He’s been avoiding New York because he knows New York hates him. That, and the state attorney general is on to him.

This morning, Trump re-tweeted, then deleted, an image of a train smashing into a person with the CNN logo over his face.

Jimmy Fallon denounced Trump for not handling the Nazi thing well. Calling Mexicans rapists and drug dealers is different though. He went ahead and played with his hair.

On the same day that he “denounced” racists, Trump told Fox News that he’s considering pardoning fellow birther Sheriff Arpaio.

A 23-year-old white man was arrested in Oklahoma after he tried to blow up a bank using a vehicle bomb similar to the one that Timothy McVeigh used. “I’m out for blood,” the homegrown terrorist said.

If you attended the Women’s March the day after the inauguration, the Department of Justice wants to know your personal information. It’s trying to get the names and contact information of 1.3 million people who visited an anti-Trump website hosted by DreamHost.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Behind the scenes, the repugs are wondering if their guy is unfit to lead. They won’t say it to us, but they wonder if he’s incompetent. This is ironic because the rest of us knew that way back in 2016 when we all thought there was no way he could win.

We are all far more likely to be murdered by a twenty something American white guy or a toddler with a gun than we are of getting killed by ISIS, immigrant gangs, or a homeless crack addict.

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